DragonCon 2003

Puke


8/28 - 9/1

 

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, PUKE, 7, 8, 9, 10

 

WARNING:

THIS PAGE IS GROSS. iT HAS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF HUMAN VOMIT, THE MAN VOMITTING IT, AND A BUNCH OF US PLAYING WITH IT. IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR A HEART CONDITION, IT IS STRONGLY RECOMENDED THAT YOU GO QUICKLY ONTO PAGE 7.

THANK YOU, AND YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

-SPAT

 

But for those with a sick twisted desire to see something naughty.... Scroll on down....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time there was a young boy at a Convention. Let's call him... Chuck. Chuck's had a bit too much to drink tonight at DragonCon and has decided to have a seat and think about all the evil things sloshing around in his stomach. The noises they make in there are disturbing, not only to Chuck, but to the other bar patrons as well. So chuck makes a wish upon a falling drop of spit that someone will come help him.

The King hears Chucks cry for help and arrives promptly, as he always does when someone wishes on spit. The King notices Chuck's dilemma and decides that he is worthy of the King's help.

The King tries to comfort poor Chuck, but Chuck condition is far beyond the abilities of a lowly King. But, being the goodand just king that he is, the King decides to summon someone to help poor Chuck.

The Green Fairy arrives quickly when the King calls to her. She examines poor Chuck, and finally gets him to admit that he was naughty tonight. He mixed his alcohols. He had beer before liquor. He knows he was bad, and promises the Green Fairy that he'll never, ever do it again.

She believes Chuck, because he believes in himself, and the Green Fairy grants Chuck's wish. She'll make him feel all better...

As soon as he finishes puking in the cup! And he lived happily ever after. Until Saturday night when he did it all over again!

Gross, eh?

Well, you know that I'm a sick bastard, and I just had to have some fun!

Dale just had to give it a taste and see what it was that he was drinking all night!

Then Charles and Scott decided to see what he had for dinner.

Then Bob wanted to know what he had for lunch.

Barrett was curious as to what was on the breakfast menu that day.

April was curious as to what his bile tasted like.

Charles just wanted a second helping. Can't get that man away from Puke!

And Tony just wanted to know how it felt squishing between his fingers.

And then the hotel came and cleaned it up.

 

The moral of the story? Never get sick in front of Spat when I have a camera handy!!

Hope you enjoyed! We now return you to your regularly scheduled DragonCon coverage.

 

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, PUKE, 7, 8, 9, 10

If you have any questions, E-Mail me. Spat@spat-nospam-cave.com