California
Trip
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11/14
- 11/19
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MEXICO!!!
Checking
the zoom on the schoolgirls!
I
still have no idea what the hell this thing is.
Three
for one happy hour!!
Cops,
act casual!
Lynn
spilling stuff on herself.
For
some reason, I don't think that lipstick matches any that we were wearing.
Here's
my Strawberry Pina Colada. That pink swirl is the Strawberry part. Yummy.
Calvin's
Strawberry iceburg.
A
hat.
Some
crazy Mexican people.
Calvin's
ear.
Drunk
guys that were yelling at us.
Vive,
La Revolucion!!
Mexican
necklace selling girls!
Me
trying one on.
Zoom
test.
Dan
getting pissed and walking away.
What
is this? A door with the number Ocho on it. Hmmm... What could be behind
it I wonder? Quite the mystery, isn't it?
Calvin
abusing the girls on the bus coming back from Mexico. We almost missed
the bus because we were a little drunk.
The
girls from the bus wanted to come out drinking with us so they followed
us around for a bit. Calvin was really drunk and insisted on hanging
out the back of the Convertable screaming at everyone while I was holding
onto his belt to ensure that he didn't end up as road kill. All the
while he kept screaming at Dan "Spat's got his hand on my ass!".
After
we stopped to plan where to go, I stuck Calvin in the car with the girls
so he'd be a little more safe. The girls of course were in trouble!
Calvin left his Cell phone in our car, so I decided to get a little
revenge! I called Calvin's Mom and told her that I was Dan (whenever
Calvin tells stories about our adventures, he makes me out to be the
bad guy, and Dan to be the sane, sober one who makes sure we get home
safe. For some reason she saw through my bluff and figured out who I
was. So I proceeded to tell her all about that first night and the fight,
but made sure she knew it was Calvin and not me that did all the bad
stuff!
She
told me she knew it was him for some reason. So we chatted some more
and then hung up.
When
we stopped to pick Calvin back up, I told him that I called his Mom,
and he told me that I couldn't have because I didn't have her number.
Tee hee. I'm a bad little boy.
Once
back in San Diego, we headed to Open Bar for some more drinks. Not that
we needed them!
Why
does this guy insist on flashing me?
"Don't
you dare take that picture!"
Oh
yeah, he looks happy.
"I
am so tired of babysitting your drunk assses!"
Hottie.
"I
like big butts and I cannot lie."
Chug
it, chug it!
Tell
me this guy doesn't look just like Michael Biehn from Aliens and Terminator?
Girls
wearing crowns. I guess it's a fashion thing down there!
"Bar's
closed, go home!"
Oh
yeah, we were all a little drunk that night!
I
cannot believe Hicks gave ME the Devil horns!
"Like,
I am so totally bored here, gag me with a spoon!"
At
about 2:30 am we headed to the beach to watch the Meteor Shower. Damn,
it was cold out that night!
"No
more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food!"
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